This is too funny. Gary Coleman got married eight months ago and is already heading to Divorce Court…but it’s not the average divorce court, Coleman and his soon to be ex wifey are going to be on TV’s “Divorce Court”. She episode will air on May 1 and May 2. Judge Lynn Toler will try to mediate the couple and sort through their numerous problems since they tied the knot last year in August. Coleman will also discuss his anger and intimacy issues! LOL! Shannon Price, Coleman’s wife, will be discussing on how their fights get real “UGLY”… “If he doesn’t get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does,” Price says in the legal transcript. “He like stomps the floor and yells, ‘Meehhhh,’ and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too.” Coleman, who met Price on the set of the 2006 comedy “Church Ball,” says he can’t ever win because “the male is always the bad guy.”  “When I try to state my case or explain things to her or try to get her to understand my point of view,” Coleman says, “my point of view doesn’t matter.”     

Coleman also talks about how he doesn’t have any friends.  “I don’t have any friends and don’t have any intention of making any,” he says to Toler. “People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they’re not really your friends. (They’re) only there because you’re a celebrity or because they want to get something from you.”      

Later, Coleman refers to his private life with Price as “mediocre.” “It’s not her fault,” he says. “I always feel like I have the weight of the world on my shoulders every day I get up. … There are days I don’t even want to get up.” WOW!